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KAPTURD PAC PRESENTS — THE COMPLETE ALBUM

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End Her Reign.

Ten tracks. One very long tenure. The complete album is free to listen to, from the first track to the last.

Full tracks. Free listening. Optional support.

01 / The album

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The Longest Play — complete album
The Longest Play · The complete album

The Longest Play — complete album

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  1. Tenured
    012:35

    Tenured

  2. Tenured — Who You Chose (Remix)
    022:28

    Tenured — Who You Chose (Remix)

  3. KapturD by Thee — The Duet
    032:57

    KapturD by Thee — The Duet

  4. Bye Felisha — KapturD by Thee
    043:25

    Bye Felisha — KapturD by Thee

  5. KapturD by Thee — The Lament
    052:40

    KapturD by Thee — The Lament

  6. Club Polls
    062:58

    Club Polls

  7. Golden Jubilee
    072:09

    Golden Jubilee

  8. Lord Have Marcy (Mercy)
    084:00

    Lord Have Marcy (Mercy)

  9. You Called It an Invitation
    093:52

    You Called It an Invitation

  10. Time for Tim, Gone Before She Spoke
    103:40

    Time for Tim, Gone Before She Spoke

02 / The KAPTURD coin

No leadership. Just tenure.

Almost half a century in office. The longest-serving woman in congressional history. Our coin puts the question to President Trump and Vice President JD Vance: is ineffective seniority worth commemorating?

The KAPTURD PAC coin design.

KAPTURD coin, front and back: Almost 50 Years. No Leadership. Just Tenure.
THE KAPTURD COIN / FRONT + REVERSE

Mr. President, will you mint the coin?

President Trump and Ohio’s Golden Boy, Vice President JD Vance:

Will you support minting an official coin to honor Marcy Kaptur—the longest-serving woman in congressional history and the Congressional Queen of Ohio’s Ninth District?

Almost half a century in office. Titles and tenure. Where is the leadership that all that seniority was supposed to deliver?

We never got it.

We’ve designed the KAPTURD coin. Our verdict on her ineffective seniority is stamped on the reverse:

NO LEADERSHIP. JUST TENURE.

Now we’re asking for your support—for the coin and for the message behind it:

IT’S TIME TO CLEAN THE SEAT.

Will you support our call for her retirement before she reaches a Golden Jubilee—50 years in office?

Toledo and Northern Ohio will no longer be KAPTURD.

END THE REIGN OF THE CONGRESSIONAL QUEEN!

And while we’re asking…

If Not a Coin, Mount Rush Marcy?

President Trump and Vice President JD Vance: if not a coin, do you think it’s appropriate to put her on Mount Rushmore and rename it Mount Rush Marcy?

Honestly, how many monuments does someone with just tenure deserve?

No Kings? No Congressional Queens!

President Trump and Vice President JD Vance: They say “No Kings.” We’re saying “No Congressional Queens.” Will you support our efforts to end her reign as the longest-serving woman in congressional history and the Congressional Queen?

Here Comes Felisha…

As you can imagine, this is annoying! Every other year, here comes Felisha—asking to borrow our VCR: Our Votes, Our Cash, Our Registrations.

President Trump and Vice President JD Vance: support our efforts and say, “Bye Felisha!”

Make Room for New Leadership!

President Trump and Vice President JD Vance: America turned 250 years old in 2026. Marcy Kaptur has spent almost half a century in office. Will you support our call for her to retire and make room for new leadership?

We’re tired of being KAPTURD!

03 / Make the call

Two lines. One message.

The retirement message

855–GIRLBYE

Call GIRLBYE ↗855-447-5293

Press 1 for Kaptur’s Washington office, 2 for her Toledo office, 3 for Lucas County Democrats, or 5 for the DNC.

Suggested message
My name is [name]. I’m calling to ask Marcy Kaptur, the longest-serving woman in congressional history, to retire after almost half a century in office and make room for new leadership. No Kings. No Congressional Queens! Please pass my message along. Thank you.

The coin & public appeal

844–KAPTURD

Call KAPTURD ↗844-527-8873

Press 1 for Kaptur’s office about the coin. Press 2 to leave a message for President Trump or Vice President Vance.

Suggested message — Kaptur’s office (Press 1)
My name is [name]. I’m calling about the KAPTURD coin and public appeal at kapturd.com. Does Representative Kaptur support the proposed coin honoring her tenure as the longest-serving woman in congressional history? Please ask her office to respond to the appeal. Thank you.
Suggested message — Trump or Vance (Press 2)
My name is [name]. I’m calling about the KAPTURD coin. Would President Trump and Vice President JD Vance support minting an official coin honoring Marcy Kaptur, the longest-serving woman in congressional history?
After almost half a century in office, I believe her seniority has not delivered effective leadership. Our message is stamped on the coin: “No leadership. Just tenure.”
Will you support our mission to end the reign of the Congressional Queen? Please review the public appeal at kapturd.com and pass my message along. Thank you!

04 / The podcast

Hear the conversation.

Start with the introduction, then listen to the featured episodes. All recordings are free.

Episode 01010:49

She Says She Fights Special Interests. Let’s Check It Out.

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05 / From the PAC

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06 / Support KAPTURD PAC

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